#1 11-09-06 13:28:23

Boundary_rider

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Registered: 20-08-06

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A joke?

Ay, a joke. Better told than read, and best told in a northern (English) accent (which is how I first heard it) - Elfman, could you do the honours please?:

A man visits his doctor and says, "Doc, I've had this really sore stomach and it's keeping me awake at night".

The doctor, stroking his chin thoughtfully, replies, "Hmmm, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?".

"No, go on", says the man.

Doctor asks: "Do you masturbate?".

The man is a bit flustered and replies, "Well, er, yeah, but why d'you ask".

Doctor: "Bloody magic, innit".

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blissed

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Registered: 17-03-06

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Re: A joke?

What the doctor should have done is counselled him on the damage you can do from masterbation, otherwise known as self harm. Most doctors prescribe these kits so the damage can be minimised, but thousands of people every year still sircome to the dehibilitating condition of Overnob flogging, which takes it's toll not only on your hands and arms but seriously shrivels your gonads....

Last edited by blissed (11-09-06 19:35:44)

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Adagio

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Re: A joke?

I just had to share this with y'all. 

jerryb76

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Registered: 26-06-06

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Re: A joke?

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/7648/image001os0.jpg

I just had to share this with y'all. 

Excellent...thanks for sharing.

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