#1 29-04-11 20:07:46

blissed

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Royal wedding

Thought the trees lining the isle to the alter looked great! I want a job as the Queens proffessional car door opener at the palace, Good money and nice and easy.

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carstuff1000

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Re: Royal wedding

I want 2b Kate's "personal" body guard :-)) and watch her closely 24/7, (obviously 2 make sure she comes 2 no harm ) William can look after himself because he's ex army :-)) I was invited 2 the wedding, but lost my invitation, so could not attend. So I watched IFM instead ! ! !

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Re: Royal wedding

Aren't only eunuchs allowed to gaurd the kings wife. Do you really wanna go through that just to get a job.

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carstuff1000

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Haha :-) nowadays u can't discriminate against non eunuchs, anybody can be a princess's personal bodyguard, u just need the right qualifications ! e.g. looking without being noticed, (as opposed to the male stare), being able to stay close to her, but not invade her personal space of "6 inches", and to carry a gun in ur trouser pocket without it showing a bulge :-))  In the UK we have male midwives, female firemen (now called firefighters) and agony uncles as opposed 2 agony aunties in newspapers and magazines. I'm just waiting for the job advert to appear in the Royal Times Newspaper :-)) PS do u think Kate would contribute 2 IFM if asked nicely ? ? ? ?

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Re: Royal wedding

OK you've got the job.  and your right these are modern times you obviously don't need to be a eunuch, and the only reason you'll have to take MPA, a libido suppressant drug given to sex offenders is because your free biometrically locked chastity belt won't be able to accommodate even the smallest erection.

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blissed

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Re: Royal wedding

Well carstuff do want the job, I can't keep it open forever

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carstuff1000

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I will take the job, but only if I can take Viagra instead of MPA, after all I am only replacing 1 drug with a slightly different 1 :-))  I know a local man who can unlock stolen mobile / cell phones. Most probably he could unlock my chastity belt, 2 enable me 2 perform my duties in watching over my princess day + night :-))  I really need to keep my balls though, as I sing tenor bass, in a male mens voice choir, and they can't do without me :-))

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Re: Royal wedding

Kates just told me you're gorgeous and just wants to fuck you. That will be your only job at the pallace.

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carstuff1000

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:-))   :-))     :-))    :-))   I am now a royalist, never was B4, but now I am :-))

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Re: Royal wedding

It's mainly because she's just bought a gal pal and Will's not too keen on it.   

Actually if anyones heard of the feeldoe, the gal pal is the 1st one I might consider being fucked with and if a guy needs penis stimulation as well as prostate stinulation to orgasm your in exactly the same position as many women. There are times when guys like being dominated and penitrating someone doesn't really have to be a dominant act, it can be anything you want it to be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDipVXfe … re=related

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carstuff1000

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blissed, you are a great wordsmith, and your post's R extremely educational. I'd never heard of a feeldoe. Seen your link and now know. Surprising what U learn on IFM. I wonder if anyone else has learnt something new and interesting on I Feel Myself ? ? ? ? ? ? ?  :-))

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drstitson

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Re: Royal wedding

am i alone in thinking that alexis_b looks a bit like the duchess of cambridge (princess kate)?

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Re: Royal wedding

I have a friend who wants to be Kate Middleton, I might show her this thread so she doesn't feel so upset about not being Kate Middleton!

blissed

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If Kate read it she wouldn't wanna be Kate Middleton either.

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carstuff1000

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drstitson, yes, alexis_b does look : itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny a bit like kate middleton :-)

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Re: Royal wedding

I have a friend who wants to be Kate Middleton, I might show her this thread so she doesn't feel so upset about not being Kate Middleton!

Bwahahaha!