#1 27-01-21 10:35:35

richard

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Mazzing at work

Interesting case in the paper today.

If I sacked everyone who masturbated at work we'd have nobody left!  And going by the Beautiful Agony confessions, nobody would have a job.

As an employer in small business, I wouldn't be sacking a good employee for that anyway.  The case here is obviously that the guy was a liability.

Who will *cough* put their hand up for having done this?

viva

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Re: Mazzing at work

This part cracked me up

“'Of course I f---ing wasn’t, what f---ing person would, the whole thing is f---ing bulls--t if you ask me,' said Mr Whipps."

richard

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Re: Mazzing at work

He sounds like a charming fellow!

troyforyou

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Re: Mazzing at work

You mean Mr. Whippsitout?

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Re: Mazzing at work

OH MY GOD staff meeting

maurice_B

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Re: Mazzing at work

I'd never do this. Ever. *crosses fingers behind back*

Seriously, I love wanking in lots of strange places, including at work, but not unless I'm alone in the office. Getting caught in the act by a workmate would be pretty embarrassing...

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Re: Mazzing at work

he was alone though! alone in the warehouse. he was caught on the cctv! just scratching that itch. how mortifying.

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Re: Mazzing at work

Too funny & that quote *chefs kiss*

I feel like everyone who masturbates, given the opportunity has had a fiddle at work. Some times you just gotta iron out the kinks & get on with it.

Howland

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Re: Mazzing at work

There was a case recently in the US in which a distinguished legal/constitutional scholar/pundit was fired b/c he whipped it out *during a Zoom call* when he thought no one was watching -- until someone said, uh, Jeffrey, you know we can see you? [*oops*]

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Re: Mazzing at work

omg classic. I wish I had a penis so I could whip it out during a zoom call.

alsbosilver

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Re: Mazzing at work

I was a long time professor of musicology at the university and one day, while I was going to pee in the bathroom between two lessons I heard sighs and a breath which accelerated in the cabin of the women ... could not resist the pleasure of masturbating while listening to this sweet music. This is the one and only time that I could hear a girl masturbating in this situation, it was very very intense!