eating ass. talk to me.

viva · 04-10-19 07:55:32

omg I love this random thread reboot.

kirsty_a · 04-10-19 08:12:40

This thread is LIFE. The memes. The butthole confidence.

Throwing my hat into the ring...

I'm happy for my ass to be eaten but still nervous about returning the favour. Does that make me a selfish lover?

viva · 04-10-19 08:16:07

I feel like anyone would be lucky for the privilege of eating you out! you're being generous just to allow them

viva · 04-10-19 08:24:14

but that said, you should learn to try, cause then you can be like these guys <3

viva · 04-10-19 08:25:22

ps everyone we learned how to link gifs so this forum is basically over now yr welcome

smoothed · 04-10-19 15:48:21

kirsty_a wrote:

This thread is LIFE. The memes. The butthole confidence.
Throwing my hat into the ring...
I'm happy for my ass to be eaten but still nervous about returning the favour. Does that make me a selfish lover?

i'm happy to eat ass, with no expectation of the favour being returned!

_hyperballad_ · 07-10-19 23:59:39

kirsty_a wrote:

This thread is LIFE. The memes. The butthole confidence.
Throwing my hat into the ring...
I'm happy for my ass to be eaten but still nervous about returning the favour. Does that make me a selfish lover?

What do you mean by nervous? I think hesitations & anxieties surrounding specific sex acts are really common. It doesn't make you selfish. But I do feel these things are worth unpacking.

_hyperballad_ · 18-10-19 04:46:29

Not entirely sure I should post this but the whining story is pretty funny: https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/qbnd … -wrong-456

Miriam_R · 18-10-19 06:26:50

Oh my goodness, my curiosity got the better of me and I read the whining story hahaha! Bit dubious about reading the rest though....

viva · 18-10-19 07:09:11

No, the worst by far is the "Dinner Date with a Nugget Muncher". oh god.

Molly_f · 23-10-19 03:26:52

"No Warning" is way worse! In "Dinner Date..." everyone ended up having a good time and everyone came, in the other story one guy just ended up having violent booze shits and the other guy had to taste it and no one came!!!

I liked reading these stories, I liked having all the worst case scenarios laid out for me because it makes it less scary or something. Also anything embarrassing that has happened for me during sex is nothing in comparison!

Miriam_R · 23-10-19 05:02:20

Oooh Molly, you're onto something there! Embarrasing sex stories are the best!!! Because they are hilarious AND because they make everything feel easier to cope with. Anyone got a juicy story to share?

Howland · 23-10-19 17:33:43

Dibs on Violent Booze Shits band name!

viva · 23-10-19 23:38:49

omg you can have it!

_redbird_ · 24-10-19 07:30:34

Dammit Howland!! Guess I'll have to find another perfect band name...

Full disclosure here; I haven't really eaten butt. I've skirted around the edges and if I'm going down on a guy I'm more than happy to place their balls into my mouth, but the butthole makes me a tad anxious. Partly because "What if poo??" but also because the butthole is such a divisive area when it comes to sex. Some people are suuuuuuper into it, and others are suuuuuuuper not, so I suppose I've mainly been cautious towards possibly turning them off. I'm not massively into receiving butt stuff myself, and when people have just put a finger up there without asking I've been turned off quite a bit. Surprise butt stuff is not okay if you're not used to it.

I want to be into it more though, as my partner enjoys a bit of anal play, but I find it difficult to get into when I'm so inexperienced with it. Practice makes perfect and all that though.

Molly_f · 25-10-19 04:14:51

I'm pretty inexperienced also when it comes to butt stuff so the only kinda funny personal story I have is when I had my first boyfriend I was terrified of having sex with him, not only because of a general discomfort with sex and my body, but also because there was a rumour going around that his last gf had been riding him reverse cowgirl and got so into the moment that she shat all over him. She realised what had happened and burst into tears, while he showered and sort of silently left without saying anything. Public humiliation was a particularly strong fear of mine when I was young so I needless to say this was my worst sexual nightmare and I truly thought that sex must be a high risk situation for incontinence. Years later when I actually had sex for the first time it was still very much on my mind even though I had figured out by then that it probably would not happen during vaginal intercourse but I was probably still clenching lol....

_catherine_ · 25-10-19 05:39:30

I feel like all my embarassing sex stories are related to my first boyfriend and how sickingly in love we were. Like little puppies. He was frustratingly respectful of my parents rule that he couldn't stay in my bed whilst I lived at home, so I always had to sneak into the spare room where he slept for a little late night sesh. But one awful day, my Mum came downstairs because she saw our lights on and before we realised she was coming into the hallway where the spare room's door was open, she was outside the open door fuming. I immediately jumped up and hid in the cupboard naked. Mum yelled into the room, where my ex bf had flicked the light off and pretended to be fast asleep while I crouched in the cupboard, "GO TO BED it's 3AM I SHOULD BE ABLE TO WALK AROUND MY OWN HOME WITHOUT WORRYING WHAT I'LL SEE." I still pretended I wasn't there. Oops. I have so many funny stories about him though, he didn't like having anal because he could see my bum.... needless to say my butt exploration times came after him.

Mikaela · 25-10-19 11:55:58

I am a hugeee fan of all things anal. Eating ass, receiving, thinking about it - it just does something for me. I'm going to be real here - there is a risk of poop. In my experience, this doesn't happen often but i'd be lying if I said there hadn't been a time where things got a bit messy. Luckily the guy involved was super understanding, and I feel like most people who go into a situation involving ass play will generally be aware that poop is a possibility. Most guys I sleep tend to want to give rather than receive, but I did have a thing with a guy once who was so interested in what it felt like to be on the receiving end that he asked me to stick a finger in. While I would've been more than happy to oblige, i'd recently had my nails done and there were a bit sharp so instead we went and got a little buttplug for him to try. He described it as a 'strange sensation' - not unpleasant but it didn't really do much for him. However, he really really liked it when I ate his ass.

Howland · 26-10-19 00:08:40

_redbird_ wrote:

Dammit Howland!! Guess I'll have to find another perfect band name...

Ha! Although it strikes me now as an even better album name than a band name ...

Also:

_redbird_ wrote:

Surprise butt stuff is not okay if you're not used to it.

Words to live by, indeed.

LeoBloom · 27-04-20 08:16:15

Late addition to this discussion.
I adore rimming a woman – I think basically for the same reason I adore eating her out: it’s a peculiarly intimate kind of knowledge, and though your prick gets to learn about it too when it’s poking around inside, it’s not getting any visual input. Eating a woman out gratifies the eyes, the nose and the mouth all at once (ears too sometimes) – and touch too, of course.
Rimming is interestingly different because the anus isn’t as immediately inviting as the pussy. An aroused pussy seems to be saying “Hey, guys, come on in”, whereas the anus continues to guard its secrets. So perhaps there’s a sense of approaching a threshold, or being a postulant at the gates, or of violating some sacred inner sanctum.
My love of rimming isn’t connected with arse-activity in general. Anal penetration has never seemed to me any great shakes, though I do like to put a finger up a bum. I like it when a woman rims me, but it’s not as important to me as being able to rim her (it’s partly that the physical pleasure seems to me limited, partly, I suppose, the worry everyone feels that they’re smelling down there). But I may be odd in this, because going down on a woman is also much more important to me than having her go down on me. It truly is more blessed to give than to receive, in my view.
Strangely – because, vexingly, so much of our sexual experiences dissolve in the memory (why? They were so important when they were happening and now they seem irretrievable) – two of my most vivid and treasured sexual memories involve rimming.
The first was my first time rimming. And I think I must have been about 30 - I came to it late, so obviously no woman had ever raised the issue with me. It was with an Italian woman my age and we’d got away to Verona for the weekend and were making love in the hotel one afternoon. We were in a 69 position with her on top, and her anus was unusually visible and prominent, because she was very slim and petite and there was no concealing fat. Having licked her pussy, it just seemed the most natural thing in the world to move on to her anus, and I remember the feeling, like the first beer I ever had, “Oh boy, I’ve found a friend for life here!”
The second was ten years later, and is one of the very few occasions when I’m absolutely 100% certain I really did make the woman come. I was forty and she was ten years younger, and she’d been married just a couple of months. She had known her husband since her teens and they were great friends, but she’d indicated to me that he seemed rather inhibited sexually. Once again it was in a hotel. Once again it was the afternoon. Once again we were doing a 69 with her on top. After licking her out my tongue I began proceeding upwards towards the other sacred spot, and she put a hand out to cover it. I gently removed it and proceeded, and as I rimmed her more and more vigorously, she just seemed to take off. After a bit she turned and gave me some of the most passionate sex I’ve ever experienced. It was the first time someone had licked her there and it had turned her on beyond anything she’d been able to imagine.
Happy days!

Last edited by LeoBloom (06-05-20 15:50:29)

Uncle_Bob · 27-04-20 18:45:50

viva wrote:

Okay talk to me people. Who does it? Why do you do it? Does it actually feel good or do you just like feeling like a pornstar (100% legit). Is there poop? Is it scary? How do I get my boyfriend to let me do it to him? How do I relax enough to enjoy it when he's doing it to me (I still have trouble relaxing w oral)
tell me people. it's time. I need to know.

Sniff it before you lick it
Lick it before you stick it

_hyperballad_ · 28-04-20 00:40:25

You are making her feeling good
But you can make her feel better
If you treat you lady like a stamp on a letter

viva · 28-04-20 00:52:38

LeoBloom, your stories were gorgeous and so hot and made me feel like I was reading henry miller or anais nin...

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