#1 21-06-18 17:07:12

smoothed

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world cup and masturbation

any football (or soccer, for those on the other side of the atlantic) fans here?

https://nypost.com/2018/06/08/soccer-wa … cup-glory/

_hyperballad_

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Re: world cup and masturbation

Not a sportsball fan but firm believer that masturbation is key to success in terms of pressurised situations.

When you're releasing loads of cortisol, orgasm is a natural chemical counter balance.

It's science!

viva

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this is amazing and hilarious and I can't get over the picture they chose to headline!! It's like pure testosterone and makes me want to laugh and also kind of want to fuck.

but like, everything makes me want to fuck these days.

Like a hot portugese sex therapist urging an entire sports team to jerk off... I mean, can you imagine? Like... all at once maybe... while she watches. That'll help 'em win games for sure....

Monotreme

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Re: world cup and masturbation

The Penis Museum in Reykjavik, Iceland has a sculpture depicting, in a fanciful way, the penises of an entire silver-medal-winning handball team.

I know, because I have seen it with my own eyes.

http://www.slate.com/articles/sports/fi … ersy_.html

smoothed

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Re: world cup and masturbation

but like, everything makes me want to fuck these days.

me too! (and oh viva, never ever change)

viva

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Monotreme, that’s hot.

Smoothed, i know what is up!! Like there’s something in the air? I’m also in the ovulatey part of my cycle but this is ridiculous. It’s acrually weird because I’m very sad and very turned on all the time. Sometimes i step back from the messy dirty anguished needy girl that seems to have taken over my body and just wonder what the hell ... but like honestly this solo sex is so good so im just gonna roll with it. I always did like crying during sex.

smoothed

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Re: world cup and masturbation

Monotreme, that’s hot.

Smoothed, i know what is up!! Like there’s something in the air? I’m also in the ovulatey part of my cycle but this is ridiculous. It’s acrually weird because I’m very sad and very turned on all the time. Sometimes i step back from the messy dirty anguished needy girl that seems to have taken over my body and just wonder what the hell ... but like honestly this solo sex is so good so im just gonna roll with it. I always did like crying during sex.

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