The person below

Calenture · 03-12-06 07:37:41

That's me. It burns. I'm melting. Seriously, I start frying after about five minutes.

The person below me doesn't know what to say next.

Last edited by Calenture (24-01-07 11:18:12)

Nowaysis · 03-12-06 18:55:04

Confound your meta text ideas!

The person below me sports a pink frizzy hat, with the words "Goblins do it sitting down" on the side.

Last edited by Nowaysis (03-12-06 18:56:01)

jwhite · 03-12-06 20:16:47

So, did some one say meta?

As above, so below.

Does that mean a goblin could defower you, Nowaysis? (BTW, have been in heavy Oasis period lately- Live Forever and Acquiesce figure prominently)

The person below me knows Hermes Trismegistus, without pink fuzzy hats.

blissed · 04-12-06 00:13:47

jwhite · 04-12-06 00:29:07

That was totally cool, blissed!

Next up wears Hermes scarves inside out (or ties wrists to bedposts in high fashion).

polarchill · 04-12-06 05:10:48

Down the hall, first door on the left.

The person below me is suffering from a long dry spell, not by choice (sadly, I'm not allowed to respond to my own post).

Calenture · 04-12-06 06:07:58

Where's the little boy's room? My head is spinning and I think I might be sick.

Oh God, yes, yes, yes! Keep going! Keep going! I'm so close.

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Siobhan · 04-12-06 06:22:25

Ah, I know that one!

What are the frisson-edged words you heard Siobhan mewl into your ear during that last little round of phone sex?

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And, by the way, who the heck are you?

aven frey · 04-12-06 08:32:12

oh this is just getting out of hand.

The persons above will get a room and the persons below will refrain from hiding a video camera in it.

The_West_Wind · 04-12-06 09:09:50

I cant guarentee that Max. A guys gotta make a living, you know.

The person below me was the only one who ever survived a round house kick to the face by Chuck Norris. (This ofcourse is a myth. When Chuck Norris does a round house kick to the face nothing survives.)

blissed · 04-12-06 21:51:45

Looks a bit like chucks had a kick to the face in that picture

The person below likes to wear pink frilly panties.

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Nowaysis · 04-12-06 23:17:17

I thought we agreed not to mention that in public?

The person below me needs to get off the forum and see some real people (not in videos) before someone thinks they're getting paid to be here.

The_West_Wind · 05-12-06 00:18:13

But I want to be paid to be here.
(how about it Richard?)

The person below me likes to attract the opposite sex by juggling a stick of dynamite, a chainsaw, a bowling ball, half a lemon and a small fluffy kitten with a cold while tap dancing sweet nothings in the form of Morse code.

blissed · 05-12-06 00:48:52

No I think that'll be the 3rd person below me.

I'm beginning to fall in love with the person below. When they post I will look at it longingly, read it many times and dream of a time in the not too distant future, when we can be in each others arms.

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blissed · 05-12-06 02:35:12

that'll be the person just below
don't ask me why, I just know,
the one with the juggling
and tap dancing Morse code.

Some people say their mad
but you know thats not so bad
they always take their pills just so their condition doesn't worsen
So may I present to you a most remarkable and extra-ordinary person.

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Adagio · 07-12-06 04:35:59

How did you get into my medicine cabinet?

The person below is a dog person.

aven frey · 07-12-06 04:44:32

yep staffies

the person below is famous but we don't know!

The_West_Wind · 07-12-06 07:50:50

Yes, I am actually. (Depending if you have heard of me in real life.)
Though you wouldnt know it to look at me.

The person below me can drive a car with their feet while playing the castenettes.

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Calenture · 07-12-06 11:38:28

Reader, I married him.

It was Ms Eyre, in the dining room with the candlestick, the car and the castenettes.

The person below has imagined having a conversation with the heroine of a nineteenth-century novel.

Last edited by Calenture (07-12-06 11:41:43)

The_Elfman · 07-12-06 12:03:52

Thank you Sonya. Do you take Visa?

The person below thinks that the person above is Edith Piaf.

Calenture · 07-12-06 12:16:32

Je ne regrette rien.

The person below has sung 'Je ne regrette rien' in public.

In case you hadn't noticed, this too is 'meta' (or perhaps merely too meta).

Last edited by Calenture (07-12-06 15:02:09)

Calenture · 07-12-06 12:17:58

That would be me, Edith Piaf.

The person below has not sung 'Je ne regrette rien' in public, but would like to.

Last edited by Calenture (07-12-06 15:01:45)

blissed · 07-12-06 23:49:25

Calenture wrote:

The person below has not sung 'Je ne regrette rien' in public, but would like to.

I just went outside and did it just now

The person below has an absolutely amazing and totally astonishing talent that they will now reveal when they post below and totally blow our minds and leave us eye popping, mouths open and totally aghast!!!! and flabbergasted!!!!!!

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Last edited by blissed (07-12-06 23:50:04)

Nowaysis · 08-12-06 00:03:28

Aw man, now you gave me stage fright. (Meta of the lame variant.)

The person below me will feel compelled to fill the shoes I slipped right out of.

Siobhan · 08-12-06 01:07:42

Allow me to amaze and astonish your hiccups!
Yes, folks, if you're in my physical presence, I can stop your hiccups in a nanosecond with one tiny touch.
It's patented!
Comes in handy at movie theatres, fancy dinners, rush-hour traffic and the like.

What is the totally seemingly non-sexual thing that deeply arouses you that you've never heard of people being turned on by?

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