The person below

Adagio · 01-12-06 15:05:55

and y'all thought I was sweet, sensitive, intelligent and thoughtful

The person below me secretly dreams of being in a traveling circus.

polarchill · 01-12-06 20:36:07

I AM NOT!!! I AM NOT!!! I AM NOT!!!

Oh . . . Um . . . the person below me is creative in several areas.

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The_Elfman · 01-12-06 21:25:55

Hello.

The person below pees in the bath.

Elfman

Will · 01-12-06 21:30:50

It only happened once. You can't then assume it happens all the time.

Besides, I normally shower anyway.

The person below has an extensive Barry Manilow CD collection.

blissed · 01-12-06 21:37:30

I used to be Barry Manilow! but there wasn't enough room for me and that other guy with the big nose, so my doctor advised me to give it up.

When it comes to love and sex the person below's success is legendary and now their something of a Guru, who's advice is sort across the entire globe and beyond.

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Nowaysis · 01-12-06 22:13:26

Let's just hope none of them come here and learn my terrible terrible secret, it might be damaging to my credentials.

The person below me was supposedly abducted by aliens when he/she was but a wee baby, and has ever since had an unhealthy fixation with the planet Uranus.

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polarchill · 01-12-06 22:49:47

Oh, VERY funny. I'll have you know I only visit occasionally, for, um, research purposes.

The person below likes to buy food more than to cook food.

blissed · 01-12-06 23:13:27

Ha ha Yeah, I tend to eat a lot of it before I get a chance to cook it

The person below is deadly earnest about their sexual research, claiming the subs to numerous porn sites as a tax deductable expense and suffering blisters and a slightly worn out willy, all in the name of science.

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aven frey · 02-12-06 01:10:52

I don't have a willy, thankyou!

The person below is pregnate with bunnies.

blissed · 02-12-06 03:28:45

max wrote:

I don't have a willy, thankyou!

Oh dear! did you know you can buy your own willy from a shop,
their no way near as good as the real thing tho.

Sorry, but in real life I am completely bunnyless.

The person below is Adagio who is not only attractive but has a heart of gold,
and so many people have fallen in love with her, she's lost count.

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Adagio · 02-12-06 18:56:55

But they all found out I was a dangerous lunatic!

The person below is afraid of the boogie man.

Siobhan · 02-12-06 19:42:21

Nowaysis wrote:

Let's just hope none of them come here and learn my terrible terrible secret, it might be damaging to my credentials.

What's worked for the Pope and hundreds of thousands of priests over the last millenium-and-change surely can work for you, Nowaysis. You, too, can be a guru of all things, especially those having to do with the spirit and the flesh!
For one thing, you're surely a lot smarter and more humble than most of them.
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Meanwhile, whoops! I posted out of order, as I'm not afeared of nothin'!

hijack alert: Would you nice people give me a hand? I recently offered to assist a new ifm member in finding the videos that involve this content: mixed couples, vibrators and other toys, and I went to the search page and typed in luke and stella and could not find those. also don't know who has used vibes and who has not. . . your help gratefully appreciated.

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the person below has some answers to my queries! ~

nihpuad · 02-12-06 20:06:23

Siobhan wrote:

the person below has some answers to my queries! ~

All your queries, darlin'... but shhh... not in front of the kids!

(Seriously, I think I can make a list for you, at least WRT the mixed couples. Update: I originally promised to e-mail Siobhan a list, but decided to post it here as a public service.)

As near as I can tell, there are 5 mixed couples represented on IFM, with a total of 8 videos. The level of couple interactions varies from the male partner being essentially an audience to full-on sexual intercourse. Here are the nominees:

1. Shea, Watch Me -- Except for a small amount of supportive touching, the title pretty much describes the man's role in this one.

2. Wren, Audience of One 1 and 2 -- The first installment is conceptually similar to Watch Me, but in the second, Wren's partner gets more directly involved in the "two-ringer taco tango."

3. Stella-Star, Afterglow 1 and 2 -- Two different views of the same lovely session, in which Stella's partner satisfies her orally.

4. Pep, Stimulation 1 and 2 -- A very hot two-parter of couple sex, up to and including cunnilingus, in and around a chair.

5. Frauline, Oral Fixation -- The title notwithstanding, this is the only video on the site that includes intercourse (hopefully only the only one so far). It's also, AFAIK, the only place on IFM where you can actually see a penis... for whatever that's worth!

(Update 2: The above links were screwed up in my first attempt; I think they're fixed now.)

Siobhan, I don't know whether your friend is also a BA member, but if so, here are some useful numbers:

K0021
K0094 and A0605 (these two both feature the same couple as No. 5 above)
K0097, K0099, and K0101 (a 3-part lovemaking session)
There are also, of course, lots of clips on BA that probably involve an unseen male partner; in the ones listed above, the partner is visible for at least part of the clip, and there's no need to speculate about the nature of acts you're witnessing.

As for vibrators and toys... that's not a particular kink of mine, so I haven't kept track. Maybe somebody else can help...

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The person below is deciding which videos to feed to the fish.

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Nowaysis · 02-12-06 21:47:13

Unfortunately, my fish (if I ever had one) must have died a long time ago, so feeding him probably won't--

Here, Richard storms in and tells me to feed the fish with the rogue male videos, quickly!

The person below me is the king of Uranus, and desires to see the person with the unhealthy fixation immediately.

jwhite · 02-12-06 22:31:42

I'm only the king of my own anus, and desire to discipline the unhealthy fixation.

The person below me (with apologies to M. Python)

intercourses like a bunny, or

intercourses as would a bunny, or

desires to intercourse a bunny, or

is an intercoursing bunny. ;-)

gala · 03-12-06 00:45:53

i meet three of the four. and i'm sure that monsieur python is happy to share.

the person below me is a no-limit souljah.

Adagio · 03-12-06 00:46:32

~This is "VIBE BUNNY". He/She stands about 15" high & is very soft and cuddly. However! this no ordinary Bunny. Looking at the back there is a Zip & pocket, which contants a 6" Dildo. So you can now Cuddle your Bunny, whilst playing with your P****. This is a Sex toy for Adults, You must be 18 years & over. ~

Dear Santa, for Christmas I would like a VB.

The person below me drives like an old lady.

Adagio · 03-12-06 00:49:21

Okay, what is it with me posting at the same time as others? Ugh. I've got great timing. Sorry Gala, don't know that I'm a no-limit souljah.

The person below me is still driving like an old lady.

gala · 03-12-06 00:50:12

adagio, now i will never know who is a no-limit souljah!

that's it. i'm leaving the forum. this aggression will not stand.

(i do drive like an old lady, though. specifically, maude from harold & maude.)

Adagio · 03-12-06 00:52:57

Gala, don't break the chain! What about the person below you?

The person below me drives like maude (that's your cue )

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gala · 03-12-06 00:57:30

well, i officially left the forum about 3 minutes ago, but i guess i can stay for one last post.

the person below me is:

a. a no-limit souljah, or

b. a cyborg, or

c. a no-limit cyborg.

The_Elfman · 03-12-06 01:14:00

Yeahhh. Party on dudes.

The person below is a pretentious pervert.

jwhite · 03-12-06 01:33:40

Long live the intercoursing bunny, and may Adagio's wish be fulfilled!

My dear, misguided Elfman, it is only perversion if I like it and you don't.

The next person doesn't know the difference between football, footie, and footsie.

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blissed · 03-12-06 02:55:05

Football is a game, footsie is something to do with the stock exchange and footie is a dance large men do with big boots and large flowery hats.

The person below considers themself to be very successful and will now pass on a pearl of wisdom that will give us all something to aspire to, and just a tiny bit of hope that we may one day be even half as good as they are.

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polarchill · 03-12-06 04:17:14

Hi. I'm Polarchill. I like cheese.

What, not inspired? Tough room.

The person below me can't be out in natural light for too long.

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