The person below

polarchill · 09-01-07 18:38:38

Guilty. Or not guilty. I'm glad I did it. I'd do it again.

The person below is on the computer more at work than at home.

Siobhan · 09-01-07 19:49:08

Me -- if I'm on the computer, I'm working. If I'm here, it means there's another screen open on which I'm fiddling with sillythings like proposed hillside ordinance language updates to our municipal building code (for example, which is what I'm doing now). yawn.

The person below would really LIKE to experience being on the receiving end of anal sex, but has been too shy to ask for it. http://nymag.com/nightlife/mating/25988/index.html

blissed · 09-01-07 21:06:34

OMG! how did you guess!!!

The person below is the one person I can rely on to do this for me

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shamFritters · 10-01-07 17:58:20

c'mere, cottontail!

The person below doesn't want an iPhone, no matter how many times Steve Jobs calls.

nihpuad · 10-01-07 21:36:59

I'm obviously not the person below: I want an iPhone so bad I can taste it. Unfortunately, since I already have both a phone (and a service contract with another company) and an iPod, I'll have a d@mned hard time convincing the Chancellor(ess) of the Exchequer that I need a $500 iPhone.

The person below loves watching poker on TV, but is scared to actually play a game for money.

The_West_Wind · 10-01-07 23:32:18

Got me in one.
My mates play poker when we are on tour, all I do is sit back and watch.
I've seen a few episodes of "Joker Poker" on TV (Celebrity no-limit Texas Hold 'Em), and got a hang of the game quickly, but I wont play for money.

The person below knows the most elaborate way to win a Darwin Award.

blissed · 11-01-07 21:24:30

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Awards

Yeah, just think up a theory called intelligent design and insist it's taught in all schools and then be prepared to die anyware in the world executing Gods will.

The person below isn't the result of evolution, but has been made as they are, as God intended, perfect in every way in his own image

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jwhite · 12-01-07 04:29:37

HIS image? Is the white goddess okay with that?

blissed · 12-01-07 10:40:42

Hey this isn't the question game!! Were talking about Christianity here, in that religion women have got something to do with ribs I think.

The person below should try organic vanilla yogurt with seeds and grain, thats if they haven't had some already, it's gorgious.

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Blind_Ryan · 12-01-07 12:02:10

I love yogurt. Good nibbles says I.

The person below has seen/will see COWBOY BEBOP and is/will be entranced by the musical theme and derring-do story.

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blissed · 12-01-07 20:25:00

Looks quite good. I give it an approval rating of 6, it's not often I do that.

the person below would like an iPhone but just won't admit it to themselves.

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shamFritters · 12-01-07 23:57:05

Gah! - OK I WANT ONE!!! We had a cell phone until we moved into this apartment, where apparently the walls are lined with foot-thick lead because we couldn't get a signal indoors no matter what we tried. It was for our business, so we went back to a land-line which has been just fine. When the Razr came out and all my friends had one, it was no problem for me. But this!

THIS!

This damn thing looks so cool. And it's not that I need an iPod - I've got a big one. And it's not that I need a digital camera - I have a tiny one I'm quite pleased with. Even takes pics underwater. I had a Palm Pilot for a while - rarely used it. Why on earth would I need a device that doubles all those functions?

But that's not really the point, is it?

*sigh* Those Apple hardware designers really have my number.

The person below really has my number.

Adagio · 13-01-07 00:44:01

8675309

The person below knows where I got his number.

jwhite · 13-01-07 01:24:31

Jennie, Jennie, who can I turn to?

The person below could be alone for a week or on Ibiza for holiday, and still be impeccably turned out in the morning.

blissed · 13-01-07 23:30:02

If I had a naked holiday that wouldn't be too much trouble. You wouldn't have to dress in the morning, just shave (your face)

The person below is 6ft and pink and has been identified from this video shot today.

http://www.bofunk.com/video/295/news_streaker.html

and here

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic684.htm

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blissed · 17-01-07 02:30:06

All right it was me. I frollick about naked. I do it to get attention. I'll see somebody about it one day.

The person below is cool and sexy.

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Calenture · 17-01-07 03:57:12

I know a gay Norwegian who dresses better than I do. He can get away with checked trousers and the like. Your wardrobe choices are really limited in 30 degree plus heat.

A couple of ex-girlfriends might be persuaded to describe me as 'sexy' if you twisted their arms.

The person below is afraid of beards.

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aven frey · 17-01-07 04:02:12

Yes that's me but I'll stomach one if the bearded person in question sings beautiful songs!

The person below's goes to carnivals only to see the bearded lady.

blissed · 17-01-07 05:34:59

not unless she's one of the majoretttes.

The person below has a big heart.

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Calenture · 17-01-07 05:40:08

It's hypertrophied.

The person below has a big mouth.

the_babar · 17-01-07 07:28:42

Yeah, but I keep it closed most of the time.

The person below has a great smile

Arielle · 17-01-07 07:45:05

That's what customers used to say to me when I worked behind the bar, mostly they were sleazy guys trying to coax my phone number and I wasn't actually smiling at all.

The person below will never drink tequila again.

the_babar · 17-01-07 08:09:11

So i'm a sleaze now? Thanks Sorry, but I like people with nice smiles, regardless of my intentions or lack thereof. For me, I learn a lot about someone by their eyes and their smiles, as a way of judging character and more often than not, I'm right.

Maybe not never, but I have serious reservations about drinking tequila again. Friend of mine I had a Mexican Theme Bday Party; required costumes, Mariarchi Band, Coronas and Tequila all freely supplied. For the speeches, everyone was given a shot glass with people running around filling them up with tequila. Lets say those shot glasses for me and a mate got empty pretty quickly and were required to be filled another three times before the end of the speeches. But it wasn't over yet, oh no. We then made a bee-line for the makeshift bar and continued to have a few more shots. Lets just say a lot of tequila was drunk in a very short amount of time. **Groan and Shivers**

The person below needs a holiday

blissed · 17-01-07 13:18:53

I don't think she meant you babar. I think the guy saw a smile when it was actually a smirk :) I don't mind smiling at customers in the shop, tho I work in the warehouse so I hardly ever see any. A guy I really like has been given the job of supermarket greeter and he has to stand in the lobby and smile at all the customers all day as they come in and the last time I saw him he was vacantly staring into space wishing he was somewhere else as people walked past him :)

The person below would like to be a supermarket greeter.

Calenture · 17-01-07 15:18:45

If you want your business to fail within a week, by all means make me your supermarket greeter.

The person below regularly visits a local shop, where they have a friendly relationship with the proprieter, who makes personal recommendations to them.

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