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Do any women here find full beards attractive? I'm thinking of growing one and am curious for opinions 5 days in so far.
I am personaly a huge fan of fully bearded men but go with what makes you feel better if a beard makes you feel masculine, confident and virile keep it if however you feel itchy, nervous and irritable shave it off.
What's your most inappropriate lay. Have you slept with an old highschool teacher, your vet, your ex wifes male divorce attorny etc...
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I haven't had a lay that was inappropriate, but this happened to the best man at a mate's wedding a few years ago.
The groom's sister had a less than savory attitude and the best man was a little simple minded, but a good bloke deep down. Anyway, as you do at a wedding, the best man (him) and the grooms men (me), were avoiding the seek and destroy mission of the maid of honour (she's another story. ) and the brides maid (the grooms sister). I was cornered by the two ladies and they proceeded to argue over me in a tug-of-war (I thought it was a joke, but it turned out that it was a full on arguement over who would get me!).
The brides maid then saw the best man and set her sights elsewhere (where I managed to make my escape from the two). Keep in mind that this is the kind of woman who showed her six year old daughter how to dance like a stripper. By then I had left with the maid of honour on the hunt after me as I made my way back to the house I was staying at.
Next morning, The best man had told me that he and the groom's sister spent the night together (It is an unspoken rule of men that your best mate's sister is off limits), but what was worse was that the next morning, he saw the little daughter of the groom's sister sleeping in the bed across the room. He was shattered. He confessed to the groom who wasnt too suprised, but the two are still good mates.
Now thats inappropriate.
What was your most unexpected lay?
Well... there was nothing in my dark side that really interested me. I guess I just dont have what it takes to be a bad guy.
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When all else fails I usually go back to my favourite cure-all, honey.
And what is your favorite cure-all, sweetie?
Oh, oh, I get it, never mind . . .
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Polarchill
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I've eaten... dog.
I was shocked but it didn't taste all that bad. Kinda tough though... but I LOVE tough.
I've had dog, too; that's what I had in mind when I asked the question. Mind you, I was at the time living in Korea, where eating dog is, though not exactly common, not particularly strange. Even so, it tends to freak people out when I tell them about it. Keep in mind that Koreans don't generally keep dogs as pets: The dogs they eat are raised on farms as food animals, very much like pigs and sheep and cows.
The dog I had was stewed, and was very tender. Similar in texture to good beef stew, but lighter in flavor.
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I am personaly a huge fan of fully bearded men but go with what makes you feel better if a beard makes you feel masculine, confident and virile keep it if however you feel itchy, nervous and irritable shave it off.
What's your most inappropriate lay. Have you slept with an old highschool teacher, your vet, your ex wifes male divorce attorny etc...
I recommend the beard - it saves on shaving.
When I was the ice cream man I had a little route with a nice young mom whose husband was spending the summer in prison. My name was Mr. Jolly.
Why can't I get paid to read forum entries all day?
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Because we have all asked.
And there was a endless waiting line.
And while in line we all watched videos.
And while watching videos we were all naughty.
So we were all sent home.
So you are too late.
We f..... up.
Who actually came up with the idea of this website? How did it get stated?
annoula from greece
...mistakes are gonna happen, so i make them consciously...that way i am in control.
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I did. Richard contacted me over a year ago and asked me if I had any more good ideas like the last one (ISM) So I gave him three, and he chose the one he liked the best and here we are. Richard might wanna chip in here and confirm all this is true.
A campaigning local politician did this to me once on my doorstep, and loads of managers I've worked for have done it too!!
Have you ever met someone who's lied to you about something even tho their fully aware you actually know the truth?
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Yeah, a campaigning local politician did this to me once on my doorstep, and loads of managers I've worked for have done it as well.
Have you ever been caught talking to yourself?
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Yes. It was very embarassing. I was trying thinking aloud whether to buy this book or that and the damn salesman spooked me.
What's the most uncommon thing you do on a daily basis?
I got fourteen degrees while on my lunch take. Now I can legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica.
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All year round I cycle to work and to the shops. Theres no-one else in the cycle lanes and hardly anyone else cycling at all.
I want to buy a car. What can I get for $150?
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Fifteen Matchbox models.
What else will $150 get you?
To be or not to be- Hamlet
To live is to fly- Townes Van Zant
Do be do be do; Come fly with me- Frank Sinatra
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About an hour with a pro.
I actually bought a sport-coat, a pair of good shoes, a good shirt, and some nice slacks for about $150
What can you buy for $1
I got fourteen degrees while on my lunch take. Now I can legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica.
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A good time if we spent it in one night
So where are you taking me?
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Ryan we posted together!
What can you buy for $1
Don't spend it, just put a $1 away every week and in 3 years you can buy some more sex.
What are you gonna do while your saving up?
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Practice my chords when my wrist and fingers stop hurting
and play WoW.
Ok, this is for everyone other then elf, What LotR/D&D race would you be if you could be any one?
I got fourteen degrees while on my lunch take. Now I can legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica.
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What LotR/D&D race would you be if you could be any one?
Dunno how life as a dwarf would be overall, but I really envy Gimli his beard!
What's the fastest you've ever driven a car (not counting any of you who might actually be racers)?
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The only car I've ever owned was a genuine shitbox and only did 55.
Do you wanna sit in a car and get a fat ass, or ride a bicycle and have lovely thighs?
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Can I walk instead and get varicose veins?
How many times did you have to take your driving test before you passed?
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First time lucky. Had a wild driving instructor as well. He had been the track coach of an opposing team, and he always hated me, because I regularly bested his glorious, talented, cherished daughter in the mile. When they moved him to my school the following year, and he found out he had to be in a car with me for eight weeks that summer, he was not a happy guy. All that shit he had yelled at me on the track he worred I would remember. I pretended I'd never met him, and we spent our times on the roads, telling one another tales about life, drinking coffee from a tradesman's flask, and generally being happy.
All year round I cycle to work and to the shops. Theres no-one else in the cycle lanes and hardly anyone else cycling at all.
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Cycle lanes?? You live in a town with CYCLE LANES????
lucky bastard. I'm moving.
Have you seen a movie released in 2006 or 2007 that you tought was amazing? If so, what was it?
Under all speech that is good for any-thing there lies a silence that is better. Silence is as deep as Eternity; speech is as shallow as Time.--Thomas Carlysle
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Can I say Matt Damon and get away with it?
How about that- a question AND an answer!
To be or not to be- Hamlet
To live is to fly- Townes Van Zant
Do be do be do; Come fly with me- Frank Sinatra
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Well Jackass 2 was amazingly bad...
Back to sleep for me... oh wait, How do you sleep? On your side, back, stomach, what?
Also, what do you do to go to sleep? I take melatonin. WIN!!
I got fourteen degrees while on my lunch take. Now I can legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica.
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I sleep on my stomach/side, sorta halfway between the two. I wish I could get to sleep on my back though, it'd probably help my minor back problems a bit, bit i just can't do it. Do I really need to say how I get to sleep?
Here's an abstract one: Whats the most common time you see on a digital clock, like whats the time you seem to see always, each day?
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11:11am
Buggered if I know why.
Sorry, I have no question.
Well... there was nothing in my dark side that really interested me. I guess I just dont have what it takes to be a bad guy.
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Salmon and rice or fish fingers and peas?
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I'm sorry, what was that again?
To be or not to be- Hamlet
To live is to fly- Townes Van Zant
Do be do be do; Come fly with me- Frank Sinatra
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