Sexy little victories!

_hyperballad_ · 26-02-20 05:01:08

What recent achievements are you feeling excited, proud, wondrous & oh so happy about?

I'll go first. I have been having pretty much zero sex in the last week & a half because of a little injury. Like no masturbation, no sex, no orgasms. Just lots of sitz baths & frustration. Last night it was feeling the best it had & I was climbing the walls so I asked for some very gentle penetration from Magnus.

Slow, soft, rhythmic & annoyingly tentative (but necessary) strokes from him. Oh lovely, this feels good. Then I could hear these noises erupting from my mouth & it felt like a balloon was blowing up inside me. I had these crazy intense squirting orgasms, he promptly had an orgasm too. Very nice times, unexpected orgasms, but that's always a welcome thing so I thought gee bonus!

We both got up off the bed & BAM, my knees nearly went out from under me. I had to snatch up the already damp towel from the bed because I had this pulsing feeling inside my pussy that was escalating & I had several more orgasms just standing there, squirt was running down my legs while I was trying not to fall over.

Those were my first & only orgasms I've ever had standing up & I wasn't even touching myself! Which is another first now that I think about it.

#DOUBLEFIRSTSFTW

Miriam_R · 26-02-20 05:47:04

Oh Hyperballad, that sounds absolutely magical!
A little first for me was managing to stand up in the shower and bring myself to orgasm all on my own, standing has always been difficult, so distracting. Also found out that doing that will make me squirt each and every time

viva · 26-02-20 06:28:25

most of my lil victories aren't really that sexy to anyone but me! Fitness goals (although I did notice my own ass in the feck full-length mirror today and did a doubletake), relationship milestones (which do seem to always involve some A+++++ orgasms), lvl 2 with my DnD character (ok shes pretty freakin' hot) and completed a chapbook of my poetry I may self-publish(some of them are dirty) - on second thought they're all kind of sexy haha.

CarlosCB82 · 26-02-20 10:21:27

I'm in training for a bike ride challenge later in the year, and having been something of a slob for some time it's been tough but very rewarding - and it makes me appreciate my slobbing time much more! The bike's in need of repair right now so I've been doing morning jogs to get my fitness up and coming home tired but with lots of happy hormones flowing. This has resulted in some really satisfying masturbation sessions as I shower. Win for me!

viva · 26-02-20 23:45:44

That's amazing! Getting stronger is incredible. Yesterday in my class we had to throw heavy fabric balls around and I distinctly felt, when I picked up the ball, that it was so much lighter than it used to be. Or even cooking, I'm able to hold my cast iron pan one-handed, higher and with so much more ease than before. It's startling - you don't exactly feel your body change, but all of a sudden the world feels like an easier place.

_hyperballad_ · 13-03-20 00:26:36

Yesterdays achievement: making myself cum with anal penetration.

Method: a soft-ish dildo inside my pussy & a long, slim, firm toy in my ass, rub the toy in my ass up the connecting wall til I find the 'under/other side' of the erectile tissue in my pussy. Squeeze the toy in my pussy holding it basically motionless & use the toy in my ass to make myself orgasm. And orgasm I did!

Every time I think my body has reached it's capacity for pleasure, I get shown something completely new. I love it! My 30's really ARE the peak of my sexuality. The lesson I take away again & again, is keep exploring!

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viva · 13-03-20 00:52:53

Woooahhh.. that is epic. All hail the hyperb.

_redbird_ · 17-03-20 07:51:16

Whoa HB that's incredible! There's so many ways to make yourself cum and that particular technique isn't even something I'd think of (using two toys at once in that way), you are a true master of wanking indeed.

A small victory I've had recently was cleaning the fuck out of my house and acing the inspection from the real estate agent. Until last year we'd paid rent directly to the landlord, so inspections were non-existent. I was extremely anxious about it for about 2 weeks prior but it ended up being totally cool and fine. My house was built in 1975 and has cracks and marks everywhere and has been a sharehouse for over 10 years so will never look completely pristine, but it's such a comfy place to come home to now.

_hyperballad_ · 18-03-20 00:26:16

That's brilliant Redbird! I can relate to the REA/house inspection anxiety so hard. I'm so glad it went super smoothly for you <3

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